If you’re the type of woman who prefers crotch selfies to small talk, this book isn’t for you.
If you enjoy random men you’ve never met filling up your inbox with dirty words and porn—for reasons focused more towards diddling your donut than laughing at the absurdity—this book isn’t for you.
If you HATE laughing, this book isn’t for you.
If you want your male leads to grunt, thrust like jack rabbits, and have one-track minds that prefer a nice pair of tits to brains every hour of every day for the rest of forever, well, then, this book still isn’t for you.
If you enjoy a good swoon, a hearty laugh, witty banter, and some hot as f*@% f*@%ing, then consider Georgia Cummings your GirlFriday and Kline Brooks your next irresistible book boyfriend.
Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that.
Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the internet is not her friend.
No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can’t find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good…
But why can’t she stop fantasizing about him?
Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy—dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile.
As his employee, he won’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
But she won’t touch him either.
Too bad their hormones missed the memo.
|I fell in love with this non cliche billionaire bad boy! Everything you think a billionaire bad boy is you should clear that from your mind ladies because Kline Brooks is far from your typical billionaire he’s humble, he’s sweet,caring and not an ass. He is swoon worthy to the point where even though I’ve finished reading the book I am still sitting here swooning over him. As for Georgia loved her character hard! She was sweet,sassy and shy! Loved her to bits! This story has some great one liners in it, not always swoony one liners humorous goat scrotum one liners the kind you chuckle away at hoping it is constant & continued throughout the story and thankfully it is. I wished the book never ended, I could continuously read great books like this, sadly all good things must come to an end.All secondary characters were great as well I am looking forward to reading more them! This was a great read & well written with an interesting storyline which kept me hooked from the get go. I mean what can go wrong when a gargoyle dick is mentioned? I can’t wait to read what Max Monroe has for us next.
It was a pleasure to read about Kline-Hole & Whoregia!
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